There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
All the doctor said was why
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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