so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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