i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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