Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Randomize
