Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
