Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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