So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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