Pregnant stripper...not hot.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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