ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I can't turn off my feet"
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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