My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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