Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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