They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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