it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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