What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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