ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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