i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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