Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
