Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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