please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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