Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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