Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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