Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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