I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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