I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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