If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
A+ Viking dick
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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