Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We need to get me chipped asap
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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