ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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