Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
My liver just had a heart attack.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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