Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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