Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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