I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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