believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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