come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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