Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
she pinky promised me she was 18
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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