hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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