Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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