dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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