So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
oh god the rape fog is back!
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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