it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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