Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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