Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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