Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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