Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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