He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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