That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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