My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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