you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Randomize
