We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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