Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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