shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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