4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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