So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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