you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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