didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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