then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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