32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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